Major Desperate Housewives Spoilers! Road to the 100th Episode!

Source: Desperate Housewives Tripod Blog

5-11  “Home is the Place”  (Episode 98) January 4

Susan’s at a gay club for the first time; she’s with Lee (Kevin Rahm). She believes a shirtless guy is flirting with her, til he mentions he’s gay.  Susan might sleep with Lee, but not remember it afterward. We may hear but not see Jackson (Gale Harold). Gabrielle learns one of Carlos’ former associates has a job opening perfect for Carlos. Carlos, however, has decided to teach the blind, to Gabrielle’s horror. Carlos and Gaby host a dinner party where they learn they might be happier than his former associate and his wife are now. Andrew’s fiance Alex Cominis (Todd Grinnell) is in the episode, as is Alex’s mother (Joanna Cassidy). Look for Alex’s mother Melina to clash with Bree. Lynette has to handle Warren Schilling, or otherwise he’ll make trouble for Preston, who’s still posing as Porter. How far will Lynette go to protect her son?

5-12   (Episode 99)  “Connect! Connect!” January 11

One of the women may be set up with a produce guy. Gabrielle has her roofer order her kids to pick up their toys. Porter is laying low at the retirement home of his grandmother Stella (Polly Bergen) who might have had a heart attack.

5-13   (Episode 100)   “The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened” January 18

Beau Bridges guest stars as Eli, the neighborhood handyman who’s found dead on Susan’s roof. The women of Wisteria Lane will recall significant moments from when Eli was present, including the day Mary Alice killed herself.  Guest stars for the episode include Steven Culp as Rex Van De Kamp and Christine Estabrook as Martha Huber. Brenda Strong will also appear in person as Mary Alice. A short-tempered caterer (not Bree or Katherine) prepares for a wealthy woman’s event. We’ll meet one of the women’s ex-husbands,a hot Latino.

5-14  (Episode 101)  Probably February

We meet the headmaster of a private elementary school, as Susan’s ready to send MJ to the school. We’ll also meet Bree’s book publisher. Can Gabrielle squeeze into the dress she wore when she became engaged? Probably not, as Gabrielle and another woman attend a fitness boot camp.  Tom may be forced to sell his car. Someone argues with their liquor distributor over an unpaid bill.

March sweeps

This season, sweeps are in March instead of February. Sundays during March sweeps include March 8, 15, 22, and 29.

May sweeps

This season, Sundays during “May” sweeps include April 26, and May 3, 10, and 17.

General season 5 spoilers

Susan and Edie are locked in a basement together.

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